Hi there. I’m Nicole Salinger, and I’m a professional Melbourne theatre reviewer.

 

WHAT I DO

I review and critique all kinds of live theatre productions, including blockbuster musicals, independent theatre, dance shows, exhibitions, fashion showcases, community shows, fringe shows and children’s theatre. I am here to review your production in a way that serves your story and your inspiration in an empowered way. My specialty? Is that I can express the heart of live performance and exhibitions to readers, to make them want to come and see your artistry.

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Austen Meets Adrenaline: The Wild Ride of Pride and Prejudice: Pemberley Drift!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s Pride and Prejudice: Pemberley Drift! A motor-raising, horse-racing, carriage-riding cinematic escapade! Think Pride & Prejudice meets Fast and the Furious. There are horses with funny names. Ladies-in-waiting. Villainous schemes. Undercover informants. And plenty of equine madness to set your screens aflame! And how, you ask,…

Fiji Untold: A Captivating, Contemporary Journey Through Pacific Folklore

When a young girl is banished from her village under the order from the village chief – who happens to be her father, what is a girl to do? Does she sit in submission, staying stagnant and stuck? Or does she long to fly, fly away, to discover her own adventures beyond the tight fortress…

Review: Come From Away Celebrates Hope, Humanity & Community

At the majestic National Theatre in Melbourne, I sit enthralled. In awe, almost. Chirping and trilling sounds fly above my head. It is the birdlife in the town of Gander, in the Northeastern province of Newfoundland, pulling me in. The stage, beautifully designed by Sally Martin, and scenic lighting, by Jason Lord, sweep me into…

Adore Händel: A Baroque Birthday Bash of Scandal, Sass and Spectacle

On a balmy Friday night, The Melbourne Fringe has upped-its-ante. As I await to enter its famed Archive room to see Adore Händel’s latest instalment, ‘Adore Händel Birthday Party: Little Black Book Vol. 3’, I am greeted in the foyer by characters walking around in costume: a life-sized lobster encased in glitterati and a death-defying…

Consent, Connection and Queer Dating: Before We Begin

Upon walking into the majestic heritage building of the Trades Hall, it feels like I am being whirled back in time, to a centuries-old educational institution. Much like a long-standing university, with soaring arches, intricate, ornate wall stencils, and wide, uneven stairs. Where I already sense the joy and delight of education within its walls,…

Where Little Stars Shine: Coach Mon’s Baby Wonderland

Up the stairs of the multi-story landmark Clocktower building in Moonee Ponds, I come upon a theatre studio lit up in bright primary colours, complete with a giant matted floor, and two rows of seats at the back. With prams parked downstairs in the entrance hall, hoards of parents gladly seat themselves criss-crossed in these…

The Courage To Become: A Saltwater Girl’s Journey Home

Deep within the depths of the Motley Wherehaus I enter Vault 2 – a tiny rectangular 25-seat theatre encased in wall-to-walk black draping, already creating a dramatic, moody, and immersive chasm of theatrical bravery for me to embody. Against a black minimalist stage dimmed against green and crimson lighting, and flanked by white candles on…

Spooks, Spoofs, and Splendid Sketches: Why ‘Nosebleeds’ is a Melbourne Fringe Must-See

As I walk down the laneway of Meyer Place, I arrive at a mysterious dark door, which unbeknownst to me, leads up two flights of stairs to the Improv Conspiracy Theatre, a destination for lovers and students of improvisational comedy in Melbourne. I enter a dark, intimate theatre where smoke machines cast the room in…

Melancholia: When Tap Meets the Human Mind

Tap dancing, as a whole, would usually bring to mind a nostalgic air of old 1940’s Hollywood, featuring singers and dancers hoofing to high-energy numbers. Other than Australian Dein Perry’s West End hit ‘Hot Show Shuffle’, and his hit film and show ‘Tap Dogs’ a few years later; I had not seen a contemporary tap…

Dancing Through the Storm: Finding Light in Glimpses of Heaven

Upstairs in Motley Bauhaus’ cabaret room, I come upon a stage set as the aftermath of a torrential storm. A neglected apartment in shambles – with its occupant nowhere to be seen. Open bottles of alcohol and soda cans lie half-hazardly across the floor. Fancy women’s clothing slumber in a supine position. So very unfitting,…

When Life Gives You Grapes: An Existential Comedy

As I enter the Motley Bauhaus saloon-style pub in Carlton, I am infused with 1970’s nostalgia, bedecked with retro-style posters of shows-gone-by, and funky music beating in the background. Representing the liberated spirit of artistic creation, a barman serves drinks and food while his voice echoes over a loudspeaker, directing fringe-goers to their designated garret-style…

Beyond Good and Evil: Lord of the Flies Examines the Darkness Within

In today’s world, where the terms ‘unpredictability’ and ‘uncertainty’ have become part of our everyday vocabulary, is it no wonder that we, as a society, are craving more and more control over our lives? To feel safe, repetitive routines and rituals are formed. Activities and nutrition fuel our bodies and minds. Social connections satisfy our…

Savages: Drama Below The Decks

When a dramatically-drawn stage, set impressively as a stark deck of a cruise ship is cast in blue lighting, with unnerving music pounding from the speakers, I know I have arrived immediately in an undercurrent of something I can’t quite put my finger on. A backward feeling descending on my conscience; that once this cruise…

When the Healers Need Healing: A Tender Journey Through Trauma and Memory

As I sit in my seat, a wave of tranquility fills my soul. I am transported to a place that feels rustic, with dry leaves scattered across the ground, basked in dreamy orange and blue light. Two walls on either side of the stage are layered in natural calico material and sage detailing, setting a…

Turning Pain Into Power: The Radical Hope of How To Eat Rabbit

The world is coming to an end. Life feels inconceivably unfair and beyond your control. So how would you choose to cope? Would you adopt ‘a survival of the fittest’ mentality? Would you suffer in silence? Or would you fall into despair in a constant state of lack? In a bid to connect Australian audiences…

It Takes Two: A Gripping Tale Of Life, Love And Loss

In our life’s journey, it’s safe to say that we may likely get to experience the gamut of relational dynamics. Some may be genuine, some may be deemed unhealthy or harmful; but more often than not; they are largely played out behind closed doors, where couples may hide their truth from the outside world for…

Between A Judge And Jury: A Company Of Twelve

From the moment I sit down, the minimal stage is set. A table and some chairs on one side, as well as on the other. Blaring music ensues, demanding attention. Anticipation. One does not know quite what to expect, so we sit in silence, waiting—for some serious action to take place. And then, one by…

Big Religion: A Divine Tale of Saints, Sinners & Disco Dance Winners

In an ever-changing world, there may be times where we feel the need more for meaning in our lives. More purpose. More direction. For this reason? We may turn to religion for salvation. To steady our belief systems. To set our minds at ease. Some for spiritual reasons. And others? For personal reasons. The ‘Big-ness’…

Like A Bird Who Longs To Fly: A Woman’s Road To Freedom

In today’s world, what does it mean to be free? Is it a feeling of liberation from the rules that society dictates, or is it a fire of truth within us that refuses to simmer down? Marking a 2-year benchmark, ‘The Deplorables’, an award-winning production by female-led regional theatre company Skin of our Teeth Productions,…

Gold Coast Little Theatre Interview with Tony Campbell: Playing Bea Singer in Honeymoon In Vegas

Tony: What have been the highlights of our rehearsal process so far? Nicole: The highlight of my experience so far in Honeymoon in Vegas?  Is that I get to play Bea Singer, Jack’s unconventional mother – a brash, tough-is-love woman who loves her son fiercely, even from the grave. Where at every rehearsal I seemingly…

Remembering Olivia: An Interview with Kerrie Friend

The moment you first meet writer, author and glow-getter Kerrie Friend, a feeling of warm familiarity arrives. The kind of unabashed authenticity that has stood her in good stead, from years of co-hosting ‘Perfect Match’ and ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ on Australian television, to her enlightened transformation 25 years later – as an accomplished writer, author…

In Conversation: A Live Q&A Event with Donna Guest and Catriona Rowntree

As the Bastille Day Festival kicks off its season at Melbourne’s Queen Victoria Markets, we excitedly enter a long-winded path, where a view of a wintry French village square slowly comes to life. Flanked on either side of us? Are delicious crêpes, fondue, and brioche stalls. Booksellers displaying old livres covered in mid-century illustrations. A…

Bon Voyage: An Interview with Catriona Rowntree

Rowntree The moment our favourite femme – globe-trotting expert and longtime Blue Illusion muse Catriona Rowntree appears on our television screens, a wave of effervescent energy comes along – to shake us up and awaken our senses. For few are as well-versed in the globe-trotting lifestyle than our ‘Getaway’ adventuress, Catriona. Excitedly for us, Catriona’s rich nomadic…

Celebrating Bastille Day: a Fête of All-Things-French

About Bastille Day Known as France’s day of independence, Bastille Day is a celebration of French liberté, a moment in time when the lower classes had had enough of living in squalid conditions and unimaginable suffering from famine. This resulted in civil unrest, where an uprising ensued: with a mob of Parisian revolutionaries seizing weapons from…

‘Parisian Animals’ by Nathalie Lété x Blue Illusion

  When we think of the work of our frequent collaborateuse and artistic amie, Nathalie Lété, a smile comes to mind. For as soon as our eye falls upon the world she creates filled with vintage toys, child-like woodland scenes, and vintage-inspired animal motifs, we simply can’t help but fall in love with life itself. Her latest inspiration?…

6 Essential Shoes Every French Woman Owns

Have you ever heard the saying, “the best way to a woman’s heart is through her sole?’’ or Coco Chanel’s quote, “Keep your heels, head and standards high.” Such is the love we have for great shoes, n’est ce pas? Keep reading to discover 6 essential shoes that every French woman owns for effortless dressing that is…

Rue de Bretagne: The Art of Brocante

  On the outskirts of Paris, in the Upper Marais district filled with medieval architecture, specialty eateries and eclectic boutiques, lies Rue De Bretagne, home to one of Paris’s largest Brocante markets. Held twice a year, this French brocante market is the cornerstone to the hustle-and-bustle of discovery. A mise-en-scène alongside a magical mecca of gardenalia, for…

La Belle Époque: The Inspiration Behind Our Rue Lepic Collection

In October of 1889, a new music-hall called ‘The Moulin Rouge’ famously opened its doors at the bottom of a hill in bohemian Montmartre. Identified by the red windmill flanked with sparkly lights sitting on its roof, The Moulin Rouge opened itself up as an extravagant destination: complete with a huge dance floor and wall-to-wall…

Style With Substance: Our Work With Good Earth Cotton®

At Blue Illusion, we are always weaving our thoughts past the needle and thread, to improve the way we do things. That although we love fashion, we acknowledge that it’s also not fully sustainable. In light of these lingering thoughts, we are constantly seeking how to be a little less impactful and improve our practices.…

Avenue de l’Opéra: The Age of Refinement, Rapture & Reverie

Have you ever dreamt of the excitement and anticipation – of getting ready to go to the Opera? Of sitting in a plush balcony seat, binoculars in hand; looking sophisticated yet playful, and feeling … like something extraordinary was about to happen? Well, if you haven’t yet … it’s time to begin the beguine. It…

How to Style Your Scarf à la Française

  Let’s face it ladies, getting dressed to go out is no easy feat. It takes a great deal of preparation to discover a look that suits you, to find shoes to match your ensemble, and devote precious time to do your makeup. Only to find … that something still does not look quite right.…

Paris in Springtime: Together Through the Tuileries

For those of us who love nothing more than to immerse ourselves in nature’s beauty, comes Jardin des Tuileries, a breathtaking environ of greenery and fleurs, a lush and traditional French Royal estate park and garden situated in the cité of Paris, separating the Louvre from the Place de la Concorde. Containing a cornucopia of trees, flowers, ponds, a…

A Sweet Life of Our Rue de l’Abreuvoir Collection

At the peak of a picturesque winding street in Montmartre, sits a famous pink eatery, La Maison Rose. Historically, it was known to be a collective haunt for many a famous artist, including that of Picasso, most probably due to its rosy ‘Peony Pink’ exterior – the symbolic hue of France. Which, incidentally, is the couleur du jour that inspires…

Our Top 3 Winter Outfits To Wear This Winter

Let’s face it, mes chéries, the season of winter is right around the corner. Where we say au revoir to our autumn pieces and look to last year’s range of winterwear. Where you may discover: you are in need of a new coat. Something chic to last you season after season. What’s a femme to do? One must say bonjour to investing in…

A Tour De Force campaign with French Actress, Dorcas Coppin

Standing tall and dignified under a magnificent grey-blue sky, sits the legendary Boulevard Saint-Germain. An epicentre for fashion-lovers: filled with chic boutiques, postcard-perfect hotels, and elegant eateries – forever ensconced in rich 19th century Haussmannian architecture. The perfect forefront to our Boulevard Saint-Germain Collection, a love letter to a landmark that speaks of romance and élégance. A dreamy…

Fashion tips for women in & over 50

Enchanté! We hope you are doing supremely well and living your life with much joie de vivre! Speaking of living a sweet life of joie, did you know that when it comes to finding fabulous fashion pieces for women over 50, it should be a cinch to find! That even though our bodies may have changed over…

Bengajean® Collection Style Guide

Enchanté! Here at Blue Illusion, we have some great news! Did you know that our beloved Bengajean is a well-loved wardrobe staple here at Blue Illusion? It’s all thanks to its chic silhouette and comfortable feel. In fact, for decades – our Frenchie ladies have worn our Bengajeans with pride, allowing themselves to feel comfortable…

As Seen In ‘Sunday Life Magazine’

Some fashions may come and go, while others stay the same. Such as in the bold and playful leopard print that now and again, seems to reappear into our lives like a long-lost friend, and for a myriad of reasons. Firstly, this black-and-tan pattern can easily weave itself with almost any colour palette — including…

Embrace The Art Of Luxe Pyjama Dressing With Our New Chyka Collaboration

What happens when a woman chooses to immerse herself in the opulence of 16th century moody florals and the vintage bohème glamour of French Pyjama dressing? Pure artful magic. As is the case with our newest fashion collaboration, courtesy of our favourite femme, Chyka Keebaugh. Rounding out our month of April, we are thrilled to be launching our dramatic Chyka Keebaugh collection that…

The Power of Mum: As Seen In Harper’s Bazaar

When mothers and daughters come together, there is a powerful light that shines beyond the flash of the camera lens. Such as the case of our photoshoot with model Samantha Harris and Mum Myrna Davison, who so graciously modelled our new Shanai Kellett scarf and beaded bag for World Vision Australia – a very special cause that…

All About My Mother: A Generation Of Style

Since the tender age of five, I could recall my mother’s sense of style. It was 1975. Back then, I was the quintessential 70’s child – full of curiosity and adventure. The daughter of a hotel executive – living in an old classic hotel in San Juan, Puerto Rico. An exciting kind of place –…

What to wear for a Mother’s Day lunch?

Oh, mon dieu! There are so many timeless quotes on style that us fashion lovers can recall. Think of Coco Chanel’s famous call to femininity, “a girl should be two things: classy and fabulous,” or Audrey Hepburn’s ethos to all women, “Life is a party. Dress like it.” to name a few. But as famous as…

L’amour de la mère: a celebration of those who nurture us.

A mother is the woman you look up to. The one who guides you and listens to you as you share your thoughts and feelings with her. The one who supports and loves you through life’s ups and downs. The mother-figure who loves you unconditionally – and who is there for you no matter what.…

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